2-Piece Patch Set "Survive Entirely On Caffeine & Hate" 5×8 cm – Embroidered Hook-and-Loop Patch

Survive Entirely On Caffeine & Hate – This Isn`t Just a Patch. It`s a Manifesto.
This set is made for those who operate on the edge of burnout, fueled by coffee and pure willpower. These morale patches represent a rebellious spirit, mental endurance, and a sarcastic view of harsh reality.

Key Features:

• Shape: Rectangular
• Size: 5?8 cm
• Background color: Black
• Attachment: Hook-and-loop fastener
• Quantity: 1 pieces

Design & Visual Impact:
These patches are minimalist yet striking in style:

• A classic rectangular shape typical for tactical accessories.
• A deep black background that makes the white embroidery stand out.
• The phrase “I Survive Entirely On Caffeine & Hate” speaks volumes on its own.
• One letter is detailed with red "drips," adding aggression and a dramatic, edgy touch.
• A thick stitched black border enhances durability and gives a clean, finished look.

Purpose & Use:
This set is a powerful visual statement and a great addition to any gear. Suitable for military use to personalize uniforms and equipment, or as a stylish accent on everyday items like jackets or bags.
It’s a perfect gift for those who:
– Have a bold sense of humor
– Love strong coffee
– Aren’t afraid to stand up to the world with a wink and grit

Size & Practicality:
Measuring 5?8 cm, these patches are compact and practical. They easily fit on all kinds of textile surfaces and remain visible without overpowering your setup. A great balance between subtlety and impact.

Visual Style:
The design is intentionally bold:Black as the dominant color symbolizes strength, resilience, and uncompromising energy.White embroidered text ensures clarity and sharp contrast.The blood-red detail on one letter hints at exhaustion, battle, and the refusal to quit.The reinforced border provides structural strength and a polished appearance.

Symbolic Meaning:
These are more than just patches – they’re a message to the world:A declaration that you rely only on your own energy and attitude to push forward.
A reflection of dark humor and sarcasm when facing life’s daily battles.The red "bloodstain" is a subtle reminder that the fight continues – but giving up is not an option.

Material Quality:
Made from high-grade materials:Tough fabric resistant to wear, damage, and environmental exposure.Reinforced stitched edge for extra strength and visual structure.

Craftsmanship:
Each patch is machine-embroidered by skilled professionals using modern equipment:No skipped threads, no crooked lines — just clean, crisp stitching.Vivid red and bright white threads create a memorable visual effect.

Attachment & Versatility:
The hook backing allows quick placement on any loop-compatible surface. The patch holds firm during active use. For long-term wear, it can also be sewn on — by hand or machine — offering even more durability.

This combination of easy-on, easy-off flexibility and secure fastening makes the patch suitable for a variety of conditions.

Support Ukrainian Manufacturing:
This patch set is proudly made in Ukraine. By purchasing it, you’re supporting local businesses and creators during a time of great national challenge. Every patch undergoes quality checks before reaching you.

Survive Entirely On Caffeine & Hate is not just a piece of fabric — it`s a piece of who you are. It speaks to your resilience, your irony, and your relentless drive. A perfect choice for military personnel or anyone who can’t live without caffeine and adrenaline.

Convenient payment methods for your order:

1. Prepayment via bank details to the current account.

2. Online payment using a bank card through payment system WayforPay.

3. Payment upon receipt of the goods with cash on delivery. Please note that choosing this option may involve an additional fee for refunding money, which is calculated based on the carrier company.